Drawn to Life: Not necessarily E for Everyone
What happens when a 20-something year old man with a dirty mind and maturity level of 10-year-old gets his hands on Drawn to Life, a DS action platformer targeted towards children where the player draws his own character and a lot of the game elements? Well, let’s just say you get a game that’s a little less “E for Everyone” and a little more “AO for Adults Only”…
Not that I can say I’m any more mature. Today, I found myself randomly snickering during work when I randomly thought of Kelvin’s X-rated Drawn to Life abominations.
Because of the graphic nature of the gameplay images, you’re gonna have to click-through if you really want to see rest of the post (assuming you’re seeing this from the main page or a reader). That’s your NSFW (Not Safe For Work, for the internet not-so-savvy) warning, btw.
Yesterday night, Kelvin decided to take a break from his Fire Emblem playing to start something a little bit more mindless. He opened up the Drawn to Life we purchased last weekend. I was a bit hesitant to get it; it’s a mediocre platformer according to reviews, but being able to draw so many aspects of the game seemed like a really neat gimmick. Once Kelvin started drawing stuff tho, all I could hear from Kelvin’s direction was nonstop giggling and laughing.
I wanted to check out what he was laughing about, so I went to check out his game. While I expected his character to be something along the lines of a walking penis, I still wasn’t expecting to laugh so hard at his creation. I was pretty close with the walking penis guess tho; he drew a naked man. The way he moves around and dances (especially in a land of snow) is quite hilarious.
Next thing he had to draw were clouds that the main character had to bounce around on. Clearly, the obvious substitution is boobs.
The main character is at the tail end of a butt stomp action similar to Mario’s. He looks so happy, bouncing on… breasts. btw, the horrible angle of this picture is because I’m having a hard time holding the camera and Kelvin is having a hard time holding the DS still because we’re both dying from laughter.
Another cloud iteration was a thong wearing rear end. His G-rated creations included teeth for a platform and a cat for a gun (but because of the resolution, the cat looked more like a ferret than a cat). It ends there, though; I don’t even want to get into what he made the sled into…
If Kelvin comes up with more interesting art, I’ll post it here or in my album. He said he’d make me an animated GIF (really, you have to see these things in moving action to really understand the hilarity), so hopefully he’ll get one to me eventually. Man, I cried so much from laughing yesterday. I’m pretty sure all this immature drawing will get old soon, but I’m already convinced we got our $20 worth already, so it’s all good.
Oh yeah, Kelvin wanted me to mention that he drew all of this freehand, with no aid or references. Like that’s something to be proud of.
New thing I learned today: 5TH Cell is the developer for Drawn to Life, and Drawn to Life is the first DS game they developed. The Bellevue, WA company had previously focused on developing mobile games.
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In case you can’t tell, in “sled” the penis is shooting fire!
Btw fyi, I also named my hero “Buck Naked”.
I wish you all could see the video of Buck riding down the hill on the penis. I’ll try to make a video.
1I guess it says something about my maturity that I’m still giggling like an idiot at those pictures. If Kelvin posts a picture of good ol’ Buck riding a flaming penis, I think my head might just explode. :D
2For the record, Meiah just shook her head wondering what in the blue-hell was wrong with me. ;P
3>For the record, Meiah just shook her head wondering what in the blue-hell was wrong with me. ;P
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
4Heeheehee, that’s fantastic! I’m surprised at myself; for some reason, I didn’t think to draw anything like that. XD Now I’ll have to play the game again and make everything hilarious. Though, I did make those jumping blocks shoop-the-whoop faces…
5Have to say, this is the only reason I bought this game… so I could draw rude things and giggle like a six year old… and I did!
6This is soo funny!!!!>_
7man..I cant stop laughing and o gotta get this game :)
8Instead of a man displaying his penis
I drew a man who IS a penis, and his legs are two huge hairy balls.
Arms = more penises
They let me draw a gun. It is also a penis. It shoots “snowballs” which are white blobs of goo and not actually balls of snow. No really, that’s what they look like.
The clouds I rely on to get from place to place are actually clouds though. Except they are shaped like penises and also flesh-colored and also have hairy sacks.
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